What happens with actuaries when the lights go out? Between the Spreadsheets exposes the hidden secrets of the actuarial profession through satirical articles and thought provoking pieces. Ideas expressed in this blog are my own. They do not represent any company or organization.
Sunday, March 29, 2026
Smart Phone Becomes Chief Actuary
Back in 2012, a smartphone allegedly passed an actuarial exam. Just over a decade later, that smart phone is now the Chief Actuary for a global insurer.
Monday, March 16, 2026
Viral Virus: Volume 7 - A.I and the Ever Complicated World
We've gone from our origin story, into a series of sequels, and are now in syndication status. Season 7 of Viral Virus presents some familiar faces and a new character.
As usual, we will spotlight current trends, impacts on actuarial modeling, and any newly emerging implications in our post-COIVD world.
Past episodes:https://betweenthespreadsheets.blogspot.com/search/label/viralvirus
Monday, March 2, 2026
OMNI-Post 4.0: The Future of Human and Tech Relationships
For the latest talk, we pull from the movie HER and dive into how we connect with the tech. We went into AI in eldercare, getting married to a chatbot, and then how the AI world will meet the adult content world. Finally, we come back to music, with another Sam Altman project to beam soundwaves into your brain.
Wednesday, January 14, 2026
RIP SCOTT ADAMS
I learned of Scott's passing this morning.
While the pundits will debate his legacy, for me, Scott brought light into the darkest part of my professional life.
I always considered myself a glass half full, make lemonade from lemons, kind of guy.
Yet the grind of deadlines, high stakes of errors, minimal recognition and feedback, and getting weeks of work tossed in the trash ate at my soul.
Then, in a bookstore in a mall, The Dilbert Principle fell into my lap.
As he introduced the book, he shared his epiphany about the reason people and corporations do dumb things. PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. It seems harsh at first, but he quickly follows with "INCLUDING ME..."
To elaborate further:
“Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only difference among us is that we’re idiots about different things at different times.”
AND
"Life is just too complicated to be smart all the time."
The rest of the Dilbert Principleis a tour de force with humorous quips on everything corporate: meetings, marketing, vision statements, and of course management.
I devoured the book and suddenly, everything that I was taking SO seriously was put to a funhouse soundtrack. It made life bearable again. I saw my coworkers in a new light. We were all dancing monkeys in a way.
This didn't mean that the work we did was unimportant or had no value. Rather, I felt like I was given permission to have FUN. And so I did.
I added quirky signatures to out-of-office messages. I made the month-end meetings a vocabulary contest. We tried to catch buzzwords at townhalls.
And in this, a new purpose was forged. I didn't come to work to do a job anymore. I came to the cubicle zoo with the intent to bring joy and spread happiness. I learned to approach my work as a way to make somebody's life better. And turns out making people laugh and smile is a great way to get through the day.
Between The Spreadsheets emerged as a cross between The Onion and Scott Adams. It has evolved a bit more into some otherstuff, but the undercurrent remains. I am always scanning for ways to spotlight absurdity and bring a smile to the world.
And I have Scott to thank for that.