The worn trope of the actuary is that they are total introverts - practically invisible. The job no one has ever heard of and no can explain. It doesn't even sound like a real thing. They even refer to themselves as 'unicorns.'
It turns out that this sort of elusiveness may be in demand by the CIA - and in this case, not the Canadian Institute of Actuaries, but the actual US Government Central Intelligence Agency.
A recent job opportunity popped up on the Society of Actuaries Website and while the job title is for a Science, Technology, and Weapons Analyst, we all know that this is just a front. This is a chance to build a network of undercover actuaries, a legion of nerdy spies that will assess and mitigate risks with silent proficiency.
Cue the Liam Neeson voice over:
..what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you...
The only remaining question is how do you like your martini - shaken or stirred?
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