THE ULTIMATE ACTUARIAL JOKE BOOK
"Have you heard the one about the fun/interesting actuary? Me neither."
"What do you call male actuaries who love equations? Alge-bros."
"My wife and I share a fantastic sense of humor. We have to because, I as an actuary don't have one."
"What do you call stadium statistics? Ball park estimates.""Why was the baker unable to obtain insurance? Her high whisk profile."
"knock, knock.*actuary inside stays silent and absolutely still until knocking stops."
"What do you call a series of payments that sleep around? A promiscuity."