In a surprising move during last month’s planning meeting,
an actuary made a comment about the business plan. The comment had nothing to
do with mortality tables, discount rates, or amortization.
Most meeting participants ignored the comment, thinking that
their minds had tricked them. Then the actuary repeated himself.
“I thought he was being
funny,” reported the VP in charge of the meeting. “Then he kept going, and I realized he was
actually trying. It was the cutest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I never knew actuaries could be so adorable.”
The VP quickly expressed her concern. “I hope he doesn’t do
it again. I wouldn’t want him to hurt
himself.”
The
actuary was unavailable for comment.
Sources close to the actuary indicate his schedule is full of meetings.
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